Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 20th May 2012

Dilbert//8436, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 20th May 2012

Tags

mental health crazy thought witness conference room fresh heck sadist sociopath

Official transcript

Dilbert: Wait. Hold that crazy thought. I need to get a witness in the room. Alice, would you mind coming to the conference room for a minute? Alice: What fresh heck is this? Dilbert: Larry is a sadist and a sociopath, but he hides it when there's more than one witness. So, Larry, what do you think of my project? Coworker: It looks great! I'll be happy to help you in any way I can! Alice: Am I done here? Dilbert: Don't turn your back!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WAIT. HOLD THAT CRAZY THOUGHT.

I NEED TO GET A WITNESS IN THE ROOM.

ALICE, WOULD YOU MIND COMING TO THE CONFERENCE ROOM FOR A MINUTE?

WHAT FRESH HECK IS THIS?

LARRY IS A SADIST AND A SOCIOPATH, BUT HE HIDES IT WHEN THERE'S MORE THAN ONE WITNESS.

SO, LARRY, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY PROJECT?

IT LOOKS GREAT!

I'LL BE HAPPY TO HELP YOU IN ANY WAY I CAN!

AM I DONE HERE?

DON'T TURN YOUR BACK!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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