Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 21st May 2012

Dilbert//8437, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 21st May 2012

Tags

bluetooth bluetooth headset cyborg doctors ear full human happiness intraocular lenses inventions pill form powered by chemistry streaming video surgically enbed vision correction dentits special surgery psychology

Official transcript

Dilbert: I know I'd be happier as a cyborg than a full human. I want you to surgically embed a bluetooth headset in my ear, powered by my own body chemistry. And I'd like intra-ocular lenses with vision correction and streaming video over bluetooth. Doctor: Happiness only comes in pill form.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I KNOW I'D BE HAPPIER AS A CYBORG THAN A FULL HUMAN.

I WANT YOU TO SURGICALLY EMBED A BLUETOOTH HEADSET IN MY EAR, POWERED BY MY OWN BODY CHEMISTRY.

AND ID LIKE INTRAOCULAR LENSES WITH VISION CORRECTION AND STREAMING VIDEO OVER BLUETOOTH.

HAPPINESS ONLY COMES IN PILL FORM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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