Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th May 2012

Dilbert//8440, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 24th May 2012

Tags

dueling announcing stupid dumbest person history moron new cubicle education

Official transcript

Coworker: I did something stupid today!!! Topper: That's nothing. I'm the dumbest person in the history of the universe!!! Together: I'm a moron!!! Dilbert: I need a new cubicle. Loud Howard meets Topper

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LOUD HOWARD MEETS TOPPER I DID SOMETHING STUPID TODAY!!!

THAT'S NOTHING.

I'M THE DUMBEST PERSON IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!!!

I'M A MORON!!!

I NEED A NEW CUBICLE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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