Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 23rd May 2012

Dilbert//8439, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 23rd May 2012

Tags

dolls dummy treat customers metaphor stunned employees shicked boss demonstrates

Official transcript

Boss: I'll use this dummy to demonstrate the way our company wants us to treat customers. Dilbert: We think it was meant as a metaphor, but there's no way to be sure.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ILL USE THIS DUMMY TO DEMONSTRATE THE WAY OUR COMPANY WANTS US TO TREAT CUSTOMERS.

WE THINK IT WAS MEANT AS A METAPHOR, BUT THERE'S NO WAY TO BE SURE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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