Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 28th May 2012

Dilbert//8444, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 28th May 2012

Tags

apathy late setting priorities boss meeting excuse conference table coffee cup apology business

Official transcript

Boss: Sorry I'm late. It's because the least important thing I do is way more important than all of you put together. One way to look at it is that I'm great at setting priorities.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SORRY I'M LATE.

IT'S BECAUSE THE LEAST IMPORTANT THING I DO IS WAY MORE IMPORTANT THAN ALL OF YOU PUT TOGETHER.

ONE WAY TO LOOK AT IT IS THAT IM GREAT AT SETTING PRIORITIES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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