Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 29th May 2012

Dilbert//8445, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 29th May 2012

Tags

goals nailing them unspoken objectives goals never mentioned

Official transcript

Boss: How are you doing in your unspoken objectives? Dilbert: My what? Boss: I'm referring to the goals I have in my mind that I've never mentioned. How are those going? Dilbert: I'm totally nailing them.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW ARE YOU DOING ON YOUR UNSPOKEN OBJECTIVES?

MY WHAT?

I'M REFERRING TO THE GOALS I HAVE IN MY MIND THAT I'VE NEVER MENTIONED.

HOW ARE THOSE GOING?

IM TOTALLY NAILING THEM.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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