Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th May 2012

Dilbert//8446, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 30th May 2012

Tags

meetings 8am meeting useful work insulting good time management overlap business

Official transcript

Coworker: Can you come to my meeting at 8am tomorrow? Dilbert: No. I reserve the first few hours of every morning for useful work. Coworker: That feels like an insult. Dilbert: I call it good time management. There's a lot of overlap.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU COME TO MY MEETING AT 8 AM TOMORROW?

NO.

I RESERVE THE FIRST FEW HOURS OF EVERY MORNING FOR USEFUL WORK.

THAT FEELS LIKE AN INSULT.

I CALL IT GOOD TIME MANAGEMENT.

THERE'S A LOT OF OVERLAP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Time Management"

Summary:

The comic strip features a conversation between Dilbert and his boss, Wally. The exchange begins with Dilbert asking to meet at 8 am the next day, to which Wally responds with a resounding "NO." Dilbert explains that he wants to reserve the first few hours of every morning for useful work, but Wally dismisses this idea as an insult to time management. The comic strip humorously highlights the challenges of managing time effectively in a busy work environment.

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