Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 30th May 2012

Dilbert//8446, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 30th May 2012

Tags

meetings 8am meeting useful work insulting good time management overlap business

Official transcript

Coworker: Can you come to my meeting at 8am tomorrow? Dilbert: No. I reserve the first few hours of every morning for useful work. Coworker: That feels like an insult. Dilbert: I call it good time management. There's a lot of overlap.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN YOU COME TO MY MEETING AT 8 AM TOMORROW?

NO.

I RESERVE THE FIRST FEW HOURS OF EVERY MORNING FOR USEFUL WORK.

THAT FEELS LIKE AN INSULT.

I CALL IT GOOD TIME MANAGEMENT.

THERE'S A LOT OF OVERLAP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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