Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th June 2012

Dilbert//8457, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 10th June 2012

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better job goldilocks zone managers marinate in own stench monster skills expire technology certifictae training your training

Official transcript

Dilbert: I need to get this technology certification. Boss: Whoa! No way. If I pay for your training, you'll use your certification to get a better job. At the moment, you're in what we managers call the goldilocks zone. You're not hot enough to get a better job, and you're not yet incompetent at the one you have. When your skills expire, in the next year or two, I'll replace you with someone younger. Dilbert: You're a monster! I'll pay for my own training and leave you to marinate in your own stench! CEO: How did you keep your training expenses so low? Boss: I marinated in my own stench.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED TO GET THIS TECHNOLOGY CERTIFICATION.

WHOA!

NO WAY.

IF I PAY FOR YOUR TRAINING, YOULL USE YOUR CERTIFICATION TO GET A BETTER JOB.

AT THE MOMENT, YOU'RE IN WHAT WE MANAGERS CALL THE GOLDILOCKS ZONE.

YOU'RE NOT HOT ENOUGH TO GET A BETTER JOB, AND YOU'RE NOT YET INCOMPETENT AT THE ONE YOU HAVE.

WHEN YOUR SKILLS EXPIRE, IN THE NEXT YEAR OR TWO, I'LL REPLACE YOU WITH SOMEONE YOUNGER.

YOU'RE A MONSTER!

I'LL PAY FOR MY OWN TRAINING AND LEAVE YOU TO MARINATE IN YOUR OWN STENCH!

HOW DID YOU KEEP YOUR TRAINING EXPENSES SO LOW?

I MARINATED IN MY OWN STENCH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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