Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th June 2012

Dilbert//8458, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 11th June 2012

Tags

blow on his neck chat flailing headphones noodle sized arms discourage

Official transcript

Dilbert: My headphones will cleverly discourage people from trying to chat with me. Asok: He has headphones. What do we do? Alice: Blow on his neck. Be careful. He might start flailing his noodle-sized arms in your direction.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY HEADPHONES WILL CLEVERLY DISCOURAGE PEOPLE FROM TRYING TO CHAT WITH ME.

HE HAS HEADPHONES.

WHAT DO WE DO?

BLOW ON HIS NECK.

BE CAREFUL. HE MIGHT START FLAILING HIS NOODLE-SIZED ARMS IN YOUR DIRECTION.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.