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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 22nd June 2012

Dilbert//8469, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 22nd June 2012


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universities & colleges cost analysis data centers good investment college education


Official transcript

Boss: Do a cost analysis for consolidating our data centers. No matter what the data says, make sure your conclusion is that it's a good investment. Dilbert: Remind me why I went to college. Boss: Some liar probably convinced you it was a good investment.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DO A COST ANALYSIS FOR CONSOLIDATING OUR DATA CENTERS.

NO MATTER WHAT THE DATA SAYS, MAKE SURE YOUR CONCLUSION IS THAT IT'S A GOOD INVESTMENT.

REMIND ME WHYI WENT TO COLLEGE.

SOME LIAR PROBABLY CONVINCED YOU IT WAS A GOOD INVESTMENT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Good Investment"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a black bun hairstyle, in three panels.

  • In the first panel, he is shown consulting with a colleague about cost analysis for consolidating data centers.
  • In the second panel, the colleague advises that no matter what the data says, the conclusion is that it's a good investment.
  • In the third panel, Dilbert is shown with a new hairstyle and a comment from another colleague, "Some liar probably convinced you it was a good investment."

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