Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd June 2012

Dilbert//8470, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 23rd June 2012

Tags

fraudulent analysis total betrayal shareholders rational beghavior

Official transcript

Dilbert: I finished the fraudulent analysis you requested to support the decision you already made. It's a total betrayal of shareholders and a slap in the face for anyone who values rational behavior. Boss: Thanks. That's exactly what I wanted. Dilbert: You're welcome.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FINISHED THE FRAUDULENT ANALYSIS YOU REQUESTED TO SUPPORT THE DECISION YOU ALREADY MADE.

IT'S A TOTAL BETRAYAL OF SHAREHOLDERS AND A SLAP IN THE FACE FOR ANYONE WHO VALUES RATIONAL BEHAVIOR.

THANKS.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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