Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd June 2012

Dilbert//8470, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 23rd June 2012

Tags

fraudulent analysis total betrayal shareholders rational beghavior

Official transcript

Dilbert: I finished the fraudulent analysis you requested to support the decision you already made. It's a total betrayal of shareholders and a slap in the face for anyone who values rational behavior. Boss: Thanks. That's exactly what I wanted. Dilbert: You're welcome.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I FINISHED THE FRAUDULENT ANALYSIS YOU REQUESTED TO SUPPORT THE DECISION YOU ALREADY MADE.

IT'S A TOTAL BETRAYAL OF SHAREHOLDERS AND A SLAP IN THE FACE FOR ANYONE WHO VALUES RATIONAL BEHAVIOR.

THANKS.

THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED.

YOU'RE WELCOME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Slap in the Face"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between Dilbert and his boss. The boss asks Dilbert to analyze his decision-making process, which Dilbert humorously interprets as a "slap in the face" for anyone who values rational behavior. Dilbert's response is a sarcastic remark, implying that his boss's request is a betrayal of shareholders and a waste of time. The boss, oblivious to the sarcasm, welcomes Dilbert's input, highlighting the absurdity of the situation. The comic strip pokes fun at the bureaucratic red tape and lack of common sense in corporate environments.

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