Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 26th June 2012

Dilbert//8473, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 26th June 2012

Tags

apple consumer prodcuts lust after products magic magic dust nose smell technology

Official transcript

Dogbert: This is the magic dust that Apple puts on all of its consumer products to make you lust after them. I wouldn't sniff it if I were you. Terrific. Now I feel compelled to get a nose like yours for no rational reason.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS THE MAGIC DUST THAT APPLE PUTS ON ALL OF ITS CONSUMER PRODUCTS TO MAKE YOU LUST AFTER THEM.

I WOULDN'T SMELL IT IF I WERE YOU.

TERRIFIC. NOW I FEEL COMPELLED TO GET A NOSE LIKE YOURS FOR NO RATIONAL REASON

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Magic of Apple Products"

Summary:

• The comic strip revolves around a conversation between a wizard and a man who has become enchanted by Apple products.
• The wizard explains that the magic dust on Apple products makes people lust after them.
• The man is smitten with his iPhone and feels compelled to get a nose job to resemble the wizard.
• The wizard is amused by the man's transformation and notes that he now has a "nose like yours for no rational reason."

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