Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 27th June 2012

Dilbert//8474, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 27th June 2012

Tags

hope for survival nearsighted billionaire hunt private island foraging situation

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dogbert's retirement planning service

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S RETIREMENT PLANNING SERVICE YOUR ONLY HOPE FOR SURVIVAL IS IF...

A NEARSIGHTED BILLIONAIRE OFFERS TO HUNT YOU ON HIS PRIVATE ISLAND.

DOES THAT JOB PAY WELL?

IT'S MORE OF A FORAGING SITUATION.

MUST ADJUST . . . - TATIONS .. DOWN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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