Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th June 2012
Dilbert//8476, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 29th June 2012
Tags
copyright & trademark farmers & farm workers violates patents close compnay lawyer off grid legal
Official transcript
Lawyer: Our new product violates 70 Google patents, 14 Apple patents, 52 Oracle patents, and 37 Microsoft patents. There is no hope. I recommend that we close the company and become farmers. Boss: I need a lawyer with more fight in him. Lawyer: I'm off the grid.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
OUR NEW PRODUCT VIOLATES 73 GOOGLE PATENTS, 14 APPLE PATENTS, 52 ORACLE PATENTS, AND 37 MICROSOFT PATENTS.
THERE IS NO HOPE.
I RECOMMEND THAT WE CLOSE THE COMPANY AND BECOME FARMERS.
I NEED A LAWYER WITH MORE FIGHT IN HIM I'M OFF THE GRID.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "The Grid"
Summary:
- The comic strip features a conversation between a lawyer and a farmer.
- The lawyer is seeking the farmer's assistance in a legal dispute.
- The farmer is reluctant to get involved, citing his lack of interest in the matter and his desire to remain off the grid.
- The lawyer is persistent, but the farmer remains uncooperative.
- The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of lawyers and their tendency to try to involve others in their disputes.
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