Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 29th June 2012
Dilbert//8476, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 29th June 2012
Tags
copyright & trademark farmers & farm workers violates patents close compnay lawyer off grid legal
Official transcript
Lawyer: Our new product violates 70 Google patents, 14 Apple patents, 52 Oracle patents, and 37 Microsoft patents. There is no hope. I recommend that we close the company and become farmers. Boss: I need a lawyer with more fight in him. Lawyer: I'm off the grid.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
OUR NEW PRODUCT VIOLATES 73 GOOGLE PATENTS, 14 APPLE PATENTS, 52 ORACLE PATENTS, AND 37 MICROSOFT PATENTS.
THERE IS NO HOPE.
I RECOMMEND THAT WE CLOSE THE COMPANY AND BECOME FARMERS.
I NEED A LAWYER WITH MORE FIGHT IN HIM I'M OFF THE GRID.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
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