Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 28th June 2012

Dilbert//8475, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 28th June 2012

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fee how the future works portfolio retirement planning understanding future

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dogbert's retirement planning service

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT'S RETIREMENT PLANNING SERVICE MY FEE IS 10% OF YOUR PORTFOLIO PER YEAR.

SOUNDS REASONABLE.

NONE OF MY CLIENTS UNDERSTAND HOW THE FUTURE WORKS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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