Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd July 2012

Dilbert//8480, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 3rd July 2012

Tags

bad stocks disclose holdings money newsletter stock market stock picker traded stocks pumpanddump

Official transcript

Dogbert: I'm starting a pump-and-dump newsletter for thinly traded stocks. It's legal as long as I disclose my holdings and my bad stock picks can be attributed to honest mistakes. Meet my stock picker. Coworker: All shhtocks go up!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M STARTING A PUMP-AND-DUMP NEWSLETTER FOR THINLY TRADED STOCKS.

IT'S LEGAL AS LONG AS I DISCLOSE MY HOLDINGS AND MY BAD STOCK PICKS CAN BE ATTRIBUTED TO HONEST MISTAKES.

MEET MY STOCK PICKER.

ALL SHHTOCKS GO UP!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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