Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 3rd July 2012

Dilbert//8480, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 3rd July 2012

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bad stocks disclose holdings money newsletter stock market stock picker traded stocks pumpanddump

Official transcript

Dogbert: I'm starting a pump-and-dump newsletter for thinly traded stocks. It's legal as long as I disclose my holdings and my bad stock picks can be attributed to honest mistakes. Meet my stock picker. Coworker: All shhtocks go up!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M STARTING A PUMP-AND-DUMP NEWSLETTER FOR THINLY TRADED STOCKS.

IT'S LEGAL AS LONG AS I DISCLOSE MY HOLDINGS AND MY BAD STOCK PICKS CAN BE ATTRIBUTED TO HONEST MISTAKES.

MEET MY STOCK PICKER.

ALL SHHTOCKS GO UP!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Stock Picker"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a white dog, sitting at a desk with a green chair, engaged in a conversation with a bear-like character. The conversation revolves around Dilbert's decision to start a newsletter for thinly traded stocks, despite being warned that it's legal but potentially misleading. The bear character cautions Dilbert about the risks of promoting bad stock picks, which can lead to honest mistakes. Dilbert, however, remains undeterred and proudly declares, "All shhtocks go up!" The comic strip is a humorous commentary on the world of finance and the importance of transparency in investment advice.

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