Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 4th July 2012

Dilbert//8481, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 4th July 2012

Tags

stock market no raise accomplished nothing invest in penny stocks hot stock tips narrowed the gap money

Official transcript

Boss: Wally, I can't give you a raise because you accomplished nothing this year. Wally: That's okay because I make a fortune investing in penny stocks. Do you want some hot stock tips? Dilbert: Did you get a raise. Wally: No, but I narrowed the gap between his income and mine.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I CAN'T GIVE YOU A RAISE BECAUSE YOU ACCOMPLISHED NOTHING THIS YEAR.

THAT'S OKAY BECAUSE I MAKE A FORTUNE INVESTING IN PENNY STOCKS. DO YOU WANT SOME HOT STOCK TIPS?

YES!

DID YOU GET A RAISE?

NO, BUT I NARROWED THE GAP BETWEEN HIS INCOME AND MINE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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