Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 5th July 2012

Dilbert//8482, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 5th July 2012

Tags

coffee & tea late coffee safety whats real trip coffee in face

Official transcript

Wally: Don't start. I'm late for the mandatory coffee safety training. I'd better run. Hunh! Boss: I can't tell what's real anymore.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DONT START.

I'M LATE FOR THE MANDATORY COFFEE SAFETY TRAINING.

ID BETTER RUN.

I CAN'T TELL WHAT'S REAL ANYMORE.

HUNH!

TRIP

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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