Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 7th July 2012

Dilbert//8484, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 7th July 2012

Tags

certification in puppetry degree in engineering diploma and bait shop discrepancy resume ventriloquism

Official transcript

Boss: One of our major investors found a discrepancy on your resume. You claim to have a degree in engineering, but in reality you have a certification in puppetry from a place called... Evelyn's Diploma and Bait Shop. CEO: The board has faith in our CEO.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ONE OF OUR MAJOR INVESTORS FOUND A DISCREPANCY ON YOUR RESUME.

YOU CLAIM TO HAVE A DEGREE IN ENGINEERING, BUT IN REALITY YOU HAVE...

A CERTIFICATION IN PUPPETRY FROM A PLACE CALLED...

EVELYN'S DIPLOMA AND BAIT SHOP.

THE BOARD HAS FAITH IN OUR CEO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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