Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 12th July 2012

Dilbert//8489, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 12th July 2012

Tags

10 million cloud start up social media venture capital location based flattering investment technology

Official transcript

Dogbert: I need $100,000 for my location-based, social media, could start-up. Coworker: I'm not giving you $100,000 just because you spewed some buzz-words. Dogbert: The how about $10 million? Coworker: Wait... now it sounds like a good investment. How did you do that? Dogbert: I can tell you, but it won't be flattering. Venture Capital

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

VENTURE CAPITAL I NEED #100,000 FOR MY LOCATION- BASED, SOCIAL MEDIA, CLOUD STARTUP.

IM NOT GIVING YOU $100,000 JUST BECAUSE YOU SPEWED SOME BUZZWORDS.

THEN HOW ABOUT $10 MILLION?

WAIT.

.. NOW IT SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD INVESTMENT. HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

I CAN TELL YOU, BUT IT WON'T BE FLATTERING.

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