Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 11th July 2012

Dilbert//8488, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 11th July 2012

Tags

acquaintances gadgets online stalking victim social media app friends

Official transcript

Alice: I wrote a social media app that can tell me how many friends other people have. App: Zero friends... 75 acquaintances... one nemesis... nine online stalking victims... Wally: Are you double-counting my stalking victims? Some of them are also acquaintances.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WROTE A SOCIAL MEDIA APP THAT CAN TELL ME HOW MANY FRIENDS OTHER PEOPLE HAVE.

ZERO FRIENDS...

ONE NEMESTS. ..NINE ONLINE STALKING VICTIMS...

ARE YOU DOUBLE- COUNTING MY STALKING VICTIMS? SOME OF THEM ARE ALSO ACQUAINTANCES.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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