Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th July 2012

Dilbert//8493, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 16th July 2012

Tags

flip house foreclosed mold red flags residential buildings squatters urine

Official transcript

Boss: I bought a foreclosed house for $500. I plan to flip it for profit. Dilbert: Did the disclosures have any red flags? Boss: They claim there's a lot of mold and enexploded ordnance. But I don't see how either of those things could have survived the urine from the crack squatters.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I BOUGHT A FORECLOSED HOUSE FOR $500. I PLAN TO FLIP IT FOR A PROFIT.

DID THE THEY CLAIM DISCLO- THERE'S A SURES LOT OF HAVE ANY MOLD AND RED FLAGS? UNEXPLODED ORDNANCE.

BUT I DON'T SEE HOW EITHER OF THOSE THINGS COULD HAVE SURVIVED THE URINE FROM THE CRACK SQUATTERS

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AI Analysis

Title: "Foreclosed House Flip"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a character who has purchased a foreclosed house for $500, intending to flip it for a profit. However, they encounter difficulties when attempting to sell the property due to various red flags, including mold, unexploded ordnance, and urine from crack squatters. The character is uncertain about the best course of action to take, given the potential risks and challenges associated with the property.

Key Points:

• The character buys a foreclosed house for $500 with the intention of flipping it for a profit.
• They discover several red flags, including mold, unexploded ordnance, and urine from crack squatters.
• The character is unsure about how to proceed, considering the potential risks and challenges associated with the property.
• The comic strip highlights the complexities and uncertainties involved in real estate investments, particularly when dealing with foreclosed properties.

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