Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 16th July 2012

Dilbert//8493, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 16th July 2012

Tags

flip house foreclosed mold red flags residential buildings squatters urine

Official transcript

Boss: I bought a foreclosed house for $500. I plan to flip it for profit. Dilbert: Did the disclosures have any red flags? Boss: They claim there's a lot of mold and enexploded ordnance. But I don't see how either of those things could have survived the urine from the crack squatters.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I BOUGHT A FORECLOSED HOUSE FOR $500. I PLAN TO FLIP IT FOR A PROFIT.

DID THE THEY CLAIM DISCLO- THERE'S A SURES LOT OF HAVE ANY MOLD AND RED FLAGS? UNEXPLODED ORDNANCE.

BUT I DON'T SEE HOW EITHER OF THOSE THINGS COULD HAVE SURVIVED THE URINE FROM THE CRACK SQUATTERS

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