Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th July 2012

Dilbert//8494, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 17th July 2012

Tags

homes value make money schedules office

Official transcript

Carol: You only do the things I put on your schedule. And if we consider recent declines in your home's value, I make more money than you do. Boss: What's your point? Carol: It's as if you work for me now.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YOU ONLY DO THE THINGS I PUT ON YOUR SCHEDULE.

AND IF WE CONSIDER RECENT DECLINES IN YOUR HOME'S VALUE, I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU DO.

WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

IT'S AS IF YOU WORK FOR ME NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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