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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 17th July 2012

Dilbert//8494, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 17th July 2012


Tags

homes value make money schedules office


Official transcript

Carol: You only do the things I put on your schedule. And if we consider recent declines in your home's value, I make more money than you do. Boss: What's your point? Carol: It's as if you work for me now.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

YOU ONLY DO THE THINGS I PUT ON YOUR SCHEDULE.

AND IF WE CONSIDER RECENT DECLINES IN YOUR HOME'S VALUE, I MAKE MORE MONEY THAN YOU DO.

WHAT'S YOUR POINT?

IT'S AS IF YOU WORK FOR ME NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Recent Declines in Home Value"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between a man and a woman at a desk. The man, representing the homeowner, is discussing recent declines in his home's value with the woman, likely a real estate agent or appraiser.

Key Points:

  • The man emphasizes that he only does things he puts on his schedule.
  • The woman suggests that recent declines in home value may result in increased earnings for the man.
  • The man responds by asking if it's as if he works for the woman now, implying a sense of obligation or responsibility.
  • The woman's response is not explicitly stated, but the tone of the conversation suggests a lighthearted and humorous exchange.

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