Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd July 2012

Dilbert//8500, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 23rd July 2012

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secretaries (office) increase work productivity yammering salted earth great plan

Official transcript

Boss: I just thought of a great idea for increasing workplace productivity. Carol: Does it involve standing near my workplace and yammering while I try to work? Boss: Geez. Who salted the Earth? Carol: Your plan is going great so far.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I JUST THOUGHT OF A GREAT IDEA FOR INCREASING WORKPLACE PRODUCTIVITY.

DOES IT INVOLVE STANDING NEAR MY WORKPLACE AND YAMMERING WHILE I TRY TO WORK?

GEEZ.

WHO SALTED THE EARTH?

YOUR PLAN IS GOING GREAT SO FAR

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "The Great Idea"

Summary:

• A man has an idea to increase workplace productivity by standing near his coworkers and "yammering" while they work.
• He approaches his coworker, who is already working, and asks if his plan is going well so far.
• The coworker responds with a sarcastic comment, implying that the man's plan is not effective and is actually disrupting their work.
• The man appears to be oblivious to the coworker's sarcasm and continues to stand near him, yammering away.

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