Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 23rd July 2012

Dilbert//8500, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 23rd July 2012

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secretaries (office) increase work productivity yammering salted earth great plan

Official transcript

Boss: I just thought of a great idea for increasing workplace productivity. Carol: Does it involve standing near my workplace and yammering while I try to work? Boss: Geez. Who salted the Earth? Carol: Your plan is going great so far.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I JUST THOUGHT OF A GREAT IDEA FOR INCREASING WORKPLACE PRODUCTIVITY.

DOES IT INVOLVE STANDING NEAR MY WORKPLACE AND YAMMERING WHILE I TRY TO WORK?

GEEZ.

WHO SALTED THE EARTH?

YOUR PLAN IS GOING GREAT SO FAR

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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