Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th July 2012

Dilbert//8501, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 24th July 2012

Tags

death & dying funerals ashes cremation scattered outer space elbonian general intercontinental missile burden on living

Official transcript

Dilbert: When I die, I want my ashes scattered in outer space. Dogbert: Cool! I'll bribe an Elbonian general to strap you to their intercontinental missile when we test it next week. Dilbert: It's better if the dying and the ash scattering are separate events. Dogbert: Don't be a burden on the living.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHEN I DIE, I WANT MY ASHES SCATTERED IN OUTER SPACE.

COOL! I'LL BRIBE AN ELBONIAN GENERAL TO STRAP YOU TO THEIR INTERCONTINENTAL MISSILE WHEN THEY TEST IT NEXT WEEK.

IT'S BETTER IF THE DYING AND THE ASH SCATTERING ARE SEPARATE EVENTS.

DON'T BE A BURDEN ON THE LIVING.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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