Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 26th July 2012

Dilbert//8503, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 26th July 2012

Tags

database analyst tech writer database anaylst ignorance with certainty

Official transcript

Boss: Tina, our database analyst quit, so I need you to take over that job. Tina: I'm curious... how long do you think it takes to train a tech writer to be a database analyst? Boss: Forty-five minutes. Tina: I like how you punctuate ignorance with certainty.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TINA, OUR DATABASE ANALYST QUIT, SO I NEED YOU TO TAKE OVER THAT JOB.

I'M CURIOUS... HOW LONG DO YOU THINK IT TAKES TO TRAIN A TECH WRITER TO BE A DATABASE ANALYST?

FORTY- FIVE MINUTES.

I LIKE HOW YOU PUNCTUATE IGNORANCE WITH CERTAINTY.

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