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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 27th July 2012

Dilbert//8504, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 27th July 2012


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compliment punch and hate ignorance certainty punctuate ignorance with ceratinty


Official transcript

Boss: Tina gave me a great compliment. She said I punch and hate ignorance with certainty. Dilbert: Are you sure she didn't say you punctuate your ignorance with certainty? Boss: I'm positive! Hah-cha!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

TINA GAVE ME A GREAT COMPLIMENT.

SHE SAID I PUNCH AND HATE IGNORANCE WITH CERTAINTY.

ARE YOU SURE SHE DIDN'T SAY YOU PUNCTUATE YOUR IGNORANCE WITH CERTAINTY?

I'M POSITIVE!

- CHA!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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