Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 29th July 2012

Dilbert//8506, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 29th July 2012

Tags

bankruptcy big data bytes of data cloud consulatants evil evil company greed money bag pray to money servers

Official transcript

Boss: Consultants say three quintillion bytes of data are created every day. It comes from everywhere. It knows all. According to the book of Wikipedia, it's name is "Big Data."

Big Data lives in the cloud. It knows what we do. In the past, our company did many evil things. But if we accept Big Data in our servers, we will be saved from bankruptcy. Let us pay. Alice: Is it too late to side with evil? Dilbert: Shhh! It hears you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CONSULTANTS SAY THREE QUINTILLION BYTES OF DATA ARE CREATED EVERY DAY IT COMES FROM EVERYWHERE. IT KNOWS ALL.

ACCORDING TO THE BOOK OF WIKIPEDIA, ITS NAME IS "BIG DATA." BIG DATA BIG DATA LIVES IN THE CLOUD. IT KNOWS WHAT WE DO.

IN THE PAST, OUR COMPANY DID MANY EVIL THINGS.

BUT IF WE ACCEPT BIG DATA IN OUR SERVERS, WE WILL BE SAVED FROM BANKRUPTCY.

LET US PAY.

IS IT TOO LATE TO SIDE WITH EVIL?

SHHHH!

IT HEARS YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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