Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th July 2012

Dilbert//8505, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 28th July 2012

Tags

gadgets siri server outage deploying air bag tailbone vestigal bluetooth

Official transcript

Dilbert: Siri, how can I avoid blame for our server outage? Siri: Deploying coccyx air bag. Wally: So your tailbone isn't vestigial? Dilbert: Nope. And apparently it has bluetooth.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SIRI, HOW CAN I AVOID BLAME FOR OUR SERVER OUTAGE?

DEPLOYING COCCYX AIR BAG.

FOOMP!

SO YOUR TAILBONE ISN'T VESTIGIAL?

NOPE. AND APPARENTLY IT HAS BLUETOOTH.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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