Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 6th August 2012

Dilbert//8514, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 6th August 2012

Tags

business meeting cup of water not impressed fill sink bring own cup not impressive optics

Official transcript

Customer: I'd like to do business with your company, but I'm concerned that the only beverage you can afford to offer me is water from the restroom sink... and I need to bring my own cup. Dilbert: I also offered to fill the sink and let you lap it out. Customer: And now I'm thirsty!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'D LIKE TO DO BUSINESS WITH YOUR COMPANY BUT...

I'M CONCERNED THAT THE ONLY BEVERAGE YOU CAN AFFORD TO OFFER ME IS WATER FROM THE RESTROOM SINK... AND I NEED TO BRING MY OWN CUP.

I ALSO OFFERED TO FILL THE SINK AND LET YOU LAP IT OUT.

AND NOW IM THIRSTY!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Thirsty Proposal"

Summary:

• A Dilbert comic strip featuring a conversation between a boss and an employee.
• The employee expresses a desire to do business with the company, but only if they can offer him water from the restroom sink.
• The boss agrees to the proposal, but with a twist: he wants the employee to bring his own cup.
• The employee is thrilled with the arrangement, indicating that he is very thirsty.

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