Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 7th August 2012

Dilbert//8515, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 7th August 2012

Tags

recessions regular interns interns intern no pay semi relevant job experience slap you no reason stupid economy

Official transcript

Boss: We don't have any openings for regular interns, but I can offer you a job as an intern to our intern. We won't pay you, of course, but you might acquire an imperceptible amount of semi-relevant job experience. And sometimes we'll slap you for no reason. Applicant: Stupid economy! I'll take it.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE DONT HAVE ANY OPENINGS FOR REGULAR INTERNS, BUT I CAN OFFER YOU A JOB AS AN INTERN TO OUR INTERN.

WE WON'T PAY YOU, OF COURSE, BUT YOU MIGHT ACQUIRE AN IMPERCEPTIBLE AMOUNT OF SEMI-RELEVANT JOB EXPERIENCE.

AND SOMETIMES WELL SLAP YOU FOR NO REASON.

STUPID ECONOMY!

I'LL TAKE IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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