Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 8th August 2012

Dilbert//8516, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 8th August 2012

Tags

cruelty office workers new intern treated pooryly perpetuate cycle abuse feisty name

Official transcript

Asok: This is my new intern. I haven't bothered to name him yet. I've been treated poorly as an intern, and I'm anxious to perpetuate the cycle of abuse. Man: I have a name! Carol: He's feisty. I like that.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THIS IS MY NEW INTERN. I HAVEN'T BOTHERED TO NAME HIM YET.

IVE BEEN TREATED POORLY AS AN INTERN, AND I'M ANXIOUS TO PERPETUATE THE CYCLE OF ABUSE.

I HAVE A NAME!

HE'S FEISTY.

I LIKE THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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