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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 17th August 2012

Dilbert//8525, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 17th August 2012


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banking international bank bail out treasury feral money countries


Official transcript

Elbonian: Is this Dogbert's International Bank for Bailing Out Countries That Are Bad at Math? Dogbert: Yes. Elbonian: Our treasury is empty and we're not sure why. The entire country is becoming sort of feral. Dogbert: How much money do you need? Elbonian: No more than $85.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IS THIS DOGBERT'S INTERNATIONAL BANK FOR BAILING OUT COUNTRIES THAT ARE BAD AT MATH?

YES OUR TREASURY IS EMPTY AND WE'RE NOT SURE WHY. THE ENTIRE COUNTRY IS BECOMING SORT OF FERAL.

HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU NEED?

NO MORE THAN $85.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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