Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 18th August 2012

Dilbert//8526, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 18th August 2012

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eupemisims excretaed jargon rebalancing streamlining excreted

Official transcript

Employee: Just give it to me straight. Skip all of your jargon and euphemisms. Don't tell me you're rebalancing or offboarding or streamlining. Just talk to me the way you'd talk to your spouse. Boss: Consider yourself excreted. Employee: Well, now I see why you use euphemisms.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

JUST GIVE IT TO ME STRAIGHT. SKIP ALL OF YOUR JARGON AND EUPHEMISMS.

DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE REBALANCING OR OFFBOARDING OR STREAMLINING. JUST TALK THE WAY YOU'D TALK TO YOUR SPOUSE.

CONSIDER YOURSELF EXCRETED.

WELL, NOW I SEE WHY YOU USE EUPHEMISMS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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