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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd August 2012

Dilbert//8531, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 23rd August 2012


Tags

computers & peripherals data werewolves elbonian hackers entrails linkedin passwords servers supernatural beings usernames


Official transcript

Mordac: Elbonian hackers stole a million usernames and passwords from our servers. So I send an army of data werewolves to track down the perpetrators and eat their entrails. Boss: How did you find an army of data werewolves? Mordac: LinkedIn

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

ELBONIAN HACKERS STOLE A MILLION USERNAMES AND PASSWORDS FROM OUR SERVERS.

SO I SENT AN ARMY OF DATA WEREWOLVES TO TRACK DOWN THE PERPETRATORS AND EAT THEIR ENTRAILS!

HOW DID YOU FIND AN ARMY OF DATA WEREWOLVES?

LINKEDIN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Hacking into the Corporate Ladder"

Summary:

  • The comic strip revolves around a humorous scenario where a hacker, dressed as a werewolf, infiltrates a company's data.
  • The hacker, armed with a clever disguise, is able to bypass security measures and gain access to sensitive information.
  • The punchline of the comic strip lies in the unexpected twist of the hacker's true identity and their motives.
  • The strip playfully pokes fun at the idea of corporate security and the creative ways in which hackers can exploit vulnerabilities.

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