Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd August 2012

Dilbert//8531, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 23rd August 2012

Tags

computers & peripherals data werewolves elbonian hackers entrails linkedin passwords servers supernatural beings usernames

Official transcript

Mordac: Elbonian hackers stole a million usernames and passwords from our servers. So I send an army of data werewolves to track down the perpetrators and eat their entrails. Boss: How did you find an army of data werewolves? Mordac: LinkedIn

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ELBONIAN HACKERS STOLE A MILLION USERNAMES AND PASSWORDS FROM OUR SERVERS.

SO I SENT AN ARMY OF DATA WEREWOLVES TO TRACK DOWN THE PERPETRATORS AND EAT THEIR ENTRAILS!

HOW DID YOU FIND AN ARMY OF DATA WEREWOLVES?

LINKEDIN

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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