Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 24th August 2012

Dilbert//8532, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 24th August 2012

Tags

average person offer low prices prices products on sale raising prices smart enough

Official transcript

CEO: We're going to stop pretending our products are always on sale and instead offer low prices all the time. The average person is smart enough to know that our so-called sales prices are our normal prices anyway. Dilbert: Have you ever talked to an average person? Boss: Tell me again why we're raising all of our prices?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'RE GOING TO STOP PRETENDING OUR PRODUCTS ARE ALWAYS ON SALE AND INSTEAD OFFER LOW PRICES ALL THE TIME.

THE AVERAGE PERSON IS SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT OUR SO- CALLED SALE PRICES ARE OUR NORMAL PRICES ANYWAY.

HAVE YOU EVER TALKED TO AN AVERAGE PERSON?

TELL ME AGAIN WHY WERE RAISING ALL OF OUR PRICES?

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