Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 25th August 2012

Dilbert//8533, first published fourteen years ago on Saturday 25th August 2012

Tags

business ethics fake 50% dumb customers smart shoppers $400 per hour freaking genius

Official transcript

Dogbert: Your fake 50% sale prices make dumb customers feel like smart shoppers. CEO: Why am I paying you $400 an hour to tell me what I already know? Dogbert: Usually I charge $800 and hour. CEO: Yes! I'm a freakin' genius. Dogbert consults

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT CONSULTS YOUR FAKE 50% SALE PRICES MAKE DUMB CUSTOMERS FEEL LIKE SMART SHOPPERS.

WHY AM I PAYING YOU $400 AN HOUR TO TELL ME WHAT I ALREADY KNOW?

USUALLY I CHARGE $800 PER HOUR.

YES!

I'M A FREAKIN' GENIUS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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