Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 27th August 2012

Dilbert//8535, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 27th August 2012

Tags

work ethic input something came up

Official transcript

Coworker: Can I get your input by Friday? Wally: Absolutely, unless something comes up. Coworker: How often does something come up? Wally: More than you'd think. Coworker: What exactly are we talking about? Wally: I'd love to chat, but something just came up.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CAN I GET YOUR INPUT BY FRIDAY?

ABSOLUTELY, UNLESS SOMETHING COMES UP.

HOW OFTEN DOES SOMETHING COME UP?

MORE THAN YOU'D THINK.

WHAT EXACTLY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT?

I'D LOVE TO CHAT, BUT SOME THING JUST CAME UP.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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