Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th August 2012

Dilbert//8536, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 28th August 2012

Tags

talk like idiots slap lipstick deliverable actionable underpaid

Official transcript

Ratbert: Let's talk like idiots. Bob: Ha ha! You go first! Ratbert: Slap lipstick on the pig, put a stake in the ground, and view it from 30,000 feet. Bob: That deliverable is actionable. Ratbert: Wait... why do I suddenly feel like hiring you? Bob: And why do I feel underpaid?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LET'S TALK LIKE IDIOTS.

!

YOU GO FIRST!

SLAP LIPSTICK ON THE PIG, PUT A STAKE IN THE GROUND, AND VIEW IT FROM 30,000 FEET.

THAT DELIVERABLE IS ACTIONABLE.

WAIT..

WHY DO I SUDDENLY FEEL LIKE HIRING YOU?

AND WHY DO I FEEL UNDERPAID?

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