Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 28th August 2012

Dilbert//8536, first published fourteen years ago on Tuesday 28th August 2012

Tags

talk like idiots slap lipstick deliverable actionable underpaid

Official transcript

Ratbert: Let's talk like idiots. Bob: Ha ha! You go first! Ratbert: Slap lipstick on the pig, put a stake in the ground, and view it from 30,000 feet. Bob: That deliverable is actionable. Ratbert: Wait... why do I suddenly feel like hiring you? Bob: And why do I feel underpaid?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

LET'S TALK LIKE IDIOTS.

!

YOU GO FIRST!

SLAP LIPSTICK ON THE PIG, PUT A STAKE IN THE GROUND, AND VIEW IT FROM 30,000 FEET.

THAT DELIVERABLE IS ACTIONABLE.

WAIT..

WHY DO I SUDDENLY FEEL LIKE HIRING YOU?

AND WHY DO I FEEL UNDERPAID?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Job Interview Like No Other"

Summary:

In this humorous Dilbert comic strip, a dinosaur is interviewing a mouse for a job. The conversation starts with the dinosaur asking the mouse to talk like an idiot, which the mouse does by saying "Ha ha, you go first!" The dinosaur then asks the mouse to slap lipstick on a pig, put a stake in the ground, and view it from 30,000 feet, claiming that this deliverable is actionable.

The mouse is confused and asks why the dinosaur feels underpaid. The dinosaur responds by saying that it's because the mouse is not doing its job properly. The mouse then asks why the dinosaur feels underpaid, and the dinosaur responds by saying that it's because the mouse is not doing its job properly.

The comic strip ends with the mouse looking confused and the dinosaur looking satisfied with itself. The title of the comic strip is "A Job Interview Like No Other," which captures the absurdity and humor of the conversation between the two characters.

generated by llama-3.2-11b-vision-instruct

Accompanying textual content, such as title, tags and transcripts, is shown here if we have it. Not every comic has all of these, and they seem to be a bit hit and miss even on the official website.