Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 29th August 2012

Dilbert//8537, first published fourteen years ago on Wednesday 29th August 2012

Tags

managers & supervisors prosperity intuition market research success rate binary choices tiny manager made of copper business

Official transcript

Boss: From now on, I'm going to rely on my intuition instead of market research. Dilbert: If guessing can bring your success rate up to 50% for binary choices, I'm all for it. Hey, look! I found a tiny manager made of copper in my pocket!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

FROM NOW ON, I'M GOING TO RELY ON MY INTUITION INSTEAD OF MARKET RESEARCH.

IF GUESSING CAN BRING YOUR SUCCESS RATE UP TO 50% FOR BINARY CHOICES, I'M ALL FOR IT.

HEY, LOOK! I FOUND A TINY MANAGER MADE OF COPPER IN MY POCKET!

SNORK

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