Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd September 2012
Dilbert//8541, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 2nd September 2012
Tags
gadgets mobile (cell) phones time travel rumour apple phone 20 pixel camera picture of thoughts time machine future most handsome man android phone
Official transcript
Dilbert: I heard a rumor that Apple's next phone will have a 20-megapixel camera. Topper: That's nothing! I heard you'll be able to hold the phone to your head and take a picture of your thoughts. And even that's nothing. Their next phone will be a time machine! Future Topper: Here I am from the future! I'm the most handsome man in the universe! Topper: So am I! Wally: He makes a good case for buying an Android phone. Both Toppers: I love me more than me. Topper hijack
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I HEARD A RUMOR THAT APPLE'S NEXT PHONE WILL HAVE A 20-MEGAPIXEL CAMERA.
TOPPER HIJACK THAT'S NOTHING!
I HEARD YOULL BE ABLE TO HOLD THE PHONE TO YOUR HEAD AND TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR THOUGHTS.
AND EVEN THAT'S NOTHING.
THEIR NEXT PHONE WILL BE A TIME MACHINE!
HERE I AM FROM THE FUTURE!
I'M THE MOST HANDSOME MAN IN THE UNIVERSE!
AM I!
HE MAKES A GOOD CASE FOR BUYING AN ANDROID PHONE.
I LOVE ME MORE THAN ME.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Comic Strip Title: "The Future of Phones"
Summary:
The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character with a distinctive appearance, engaging in a conversation with his colleagues. The conversation revolves around the topic of future phones, with Dilbert expressing his excitement about the prospect of having a 20-megapixel camera on his next phone. His colleague, Topper Hijack, responds by saying that he will be able to hold the phone to his head and take a picture of his thoughts.
As the conversation progresses, Dilbert becomes increasingly enthusiastic, exclaiming that he is the most handsome man in the universe and that he loves himself more than he loves anyone else. His colleagues appear unimpressed by his boasts, but Dilbert remains confident in his own abilities.
The comic strip concludes with Dilbert making a good case for buying an Android phone, which is met with skepticism by his colleagues. Overall, the strip pokes fun at Dilbert's inflated sense of self-importance and his tendency to exaggerate his abilities.
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