Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 2nd September 2012

Dilbert//8541, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 2nd September 2012

Tags

gadgets mobile (cell) phones time travel rumour apple phone 20 pixel camera picture of thoughts time machine future most handsome man android phone

Official transcript

Dilbert: I heard a rumor that Apple's next phone will have a 20-megapixel camera. Topper: That's nothing! I heard you'll be able to hold the phone to your head and take a picture of your thoughts. And even that's nothing. Their next phone will be a time machine! Future Topper: Here I am from the future! I'm the most handsome man in the universe! Topper: So am I! Wally: He makes a good case for buying an Android phone. Both Toppers: I love me more than me. Topper hijack

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEARD A RUMOR THAT APPLE'S NEXT PHONE WILL HAVE A 20-MEGAPIXEL CAMERA.

TOPPER HIJACK THAT'S NOTHING!

I HEARD YOULL BE ABLE TO HOLD THE PHONE TO YOUR HEAD AND TAKE A PICTURE OF YOUR THOUGHTS.

AND EVEN THAT'S NOTHING.

THEIR NEXT PHONE WILL BE A TIME MACHINE!

HERE I AM FROM THE FUTURE!

I'M THE MOST HANDSOME MAN IN THE UNIVERSE!

AM I!

HE MAKES A GOOD CASE FOR BUYING AN ANDROID PHONE.

I LOVE ME MORE THAN ME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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