Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 3rd September 2012

Dilbert//8542, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 3rd September 2012

Tags

anger apathy computer programmers preventer of information business case teamwork seminar goldfish crackers

Official transcript

Mordac: I, Mordac, the preventer of information services, reject your business case because you used the old template. Ha ha ha! I feed on your anger and frustration! And now I will eat like a king! Dilbert: Good luck with that. I've been dead on the inside since the teamwork seminar. Mordac: Sheesh. I'm living on goldfish crackers.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I, MORDAC, THE PREVENTER OF INFORMATION SERVICES, REJECT YOUR BUSINESS CASE BECAUSE YOU USED THE OLD TEMPLATE.

HA HA HA! I FEED ON YOUR ANGER AND FRUSTRATION! AND NOW I WILL EAT LIKE A KING!

GOOD LUCK WITH THAT.

IVE BEEN DEAD ON THE INSIDE SINCE THE TEAMWORK SEMINAR.

SHEESH. I'M LIVING ON GOLDFISH CRACKERS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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