Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 9th September 2012

Dilbert//8548, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 9th September 2012

Tags

automobile driving company car crazy data center directions gadgets gps directions gps navigation system

Official transcript

Boss: Take a company car and meet a customer at our data center on Montgomery and Pine. Dilbert: I can't drive to an unfamiliar place with Alice. She'll spend the entire trip arguing with the GPS navigation system. Boss: No one does that. Dilbert: Allow me to demonstrate. My phone says we should take this route. Alice: What?! Is it crazy? We are not taking 880! Change your mind! Change your mind! Change your mind! Dilbert: It gets worse. Alice: If you listen to this liar, I will end you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TAKE A COMPANY CAR AND MEET A CUSTOMER AT OUR DATA CENTER ON MONTGOMERY AND PINE.

I CAN'T DRIVE TO AN UNFAMILIAR PLACE WITH ALICE.

SHELL SPEND THE ENTIRE TRIP ARGUING WITH THE GPS NAVIGATION SYSTEM.

NO ONE DOES THAT ALLOW DEMONSTRATE.

MY PHONE SAYS WE SHOULD TAKE THIS ROUTE.

WHAT?!

IS IT CRAZY?

WE ARE NOT TAKING 880!

CHANGE YOUR MIND! CHANGE YOUR MIND!

CHANGE YOUR MIND!

IT GETS WORSE.

IF YOU LISTEN TO THIS LIAR, I WILL END YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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