Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 9th September 2012

Dilbert//8548, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 9th September 2012

Tags

automobile driving company car crazy data center directions gadgets gps directions gps navigation system

Official transcript

Boss: Take a company car and meet a customer at our data center on Montgomery and Pine. Dilbert: I can't drive to an unfamiliar place with Alice. She'll spend the entire trip arguing with the GPS navigation system. Boss: No one does that. Dilbert: Allow me to demonstrate. My phone says we should take this route. Alice: What?! Is it crazy? We are not taking 880! Change your mind! Change your mind! Change your mind! Dilbert: It gets worse. Alice: If you listen to this liar, I will end you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TAKE A COMPANY CAR AND MEET A CUSTOMER AT OUR DATA CENTER ON MONTGOMERY AND PINE.

I CAN'T DRIVE TO AN UNFAMILIAR PLACE WITH ALICE.

SHELL SPEND THE ENTIRE TRIP ARGUING WITH THE GPS NAVIGATION SYSTEM.

NO ONE DOES THAT ALLOW DEMONSTRATE.

MY PHONE SAYS WE SHOULD TAKE THIS ROUTE.

WHAT?!

IS IT CRAZY?

WE ARE NOT TAKING 880!

CHANGE YOUR MIND! CHANGE YOUR MIND!

CHANGE YOUR MIND!

IT GETS WORSE.

IF YOU LISTEN TO THIS LIAR, I WILL END YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "GPS Navigation Nightmare"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in 2012, revolves around a humorous exchange between Dilbert and his colleague, Alice. The conversation begins with Dilbert inquiring about taking a company car to meet a customer at a data center in Montgomery and Pine. However, Alice's response sets the tone for the rest of the comic, as she reveals that she cannot drive to an unfamiliar place with Alice.

As the conversation progresses, Dilbert becomes increasingly frustrated with Alice's navigation system, which is providing incorrect directions. He attempts to change the route multiple times, but the system continues to provide the same incorrect instructions. The comic culminates with Dilbert's exasperation, as he demands that Alice change her mind and change the route, only to be met with resistance from the navigation system.

Key Points:

• Dilbert attempts to take a company car to meet a customer at a data center.
• Alice is unable to drive to an unfamiliar place with Dilbert.
• Dilbert becomes frustrated with the GPS navigation system's incorrect directions.
• He tries to change the route multiple times, but the system continues to provide incorrect instructions.
• The comic ends with Dilbert's exasperation and Alice's resistance to changing the route.

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