Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 10th September 2012

Dilbert//8549, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 10th September 2012

Tags

dating mobile (cell) phones humiliation disrespect company relationships business

Official transcript

Dilbert: Do you mind if i check something on my phone? Woman: Why would I mind the humiliation and disrespect of being with a man who prefers the company of his phone? Dilbert: That's the sort of attitude that makes you finish second to my phone.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DO YOU MIND IF I CHECK SOMETHING ON MY PHONE?

WHY WOULD I MIND THE HUMILIATION AND DISRESPECT OF BEING WITH A MAN WHO PREFERS THE COMPANY OF HIS PHONE?

THAT'S THE SORT OF ATTITUDE THAT MAKES YOU FINISH SECOND TO MY PHONE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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