Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 23rd September 2012

Dilbert//8562, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 23rd September 2012

Tags

suspicion decisons office options blame later evil record on phone

Official transcript

Dilbert: I need a decision of this by end of business today. Boss: Which option do you recommend? Dilbert: Nice try, but I'm not falling for it. You're trying to set me up to take the blame later. I want to hear you make a decision, and I'm going to record it on my phone so you don't later deny it. Talk, you evil monster! Talk! All I know for sure is that the other approach wasn't going to work either.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I NEED A DECISION ON THIS BY END OF BUSINESS TODAY.

WHICH OPTION DO YOU RECOMMEND?

NICE TRY, BUT I'M NOT FALLING FOR IT.

YOU'RE TRYING TO SET ME UP TO TAKE THE BLAME LATER.

I WANT TO HEAR YOU MAKE A DECISION, AND I'M GOING TO RECORD IT ON MY PHONE SO YOU DON'T LATER DENY IT.

TALK, YOU EVIL MONSTER! TALK!

ALL I KNOW FOR SURE IS THAT THE OTHER APPROACH WASN'T GOING TO WORK EITHER.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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