Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 24th September 2012

Dilbert//8563, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 24th September 2012

Tags

cold desperation drab grimy habitat meaningless pile of money poor persons rich people roll in money underling

Official transcript

CEO: Uh-oh. I'm lost and I've wandered into the grimy habitat of an underling. I feel the cold desperation of your drab and meaningless life. I need to roll in money to get the smell off me. Where's the nearest pile?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

UH-OH. I'M LOST AND I'VE WANDERED INTO THE GRIMY HABITAT OF AN UNDERLING.

I FEEL THE COLD DESPERATION OF YOUR DRAB AND MEANINGLESS LIFE.

I NEED TO ROLL IN MONEY TO GET THE SMELL OFF ME. WHERE'S THE NEAREST PILE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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