Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th September 2012

Dilbert//8566, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 27th September 2012

Tags

internet & world wide web web traffic blatant honesty money negotiations various things vague stuff vagueness

Official transcript

Consultant: If you give me lots of money, I will do various vague things to increase your web traffic. Boss: Wow! I would have been happy with just various things, but that vague stuff sounds great too! Dilbert: And now he's my responsibility? Boss: Don't screw up his vagueness plan because I think it can work. Social media expert

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SOCIAL MEDIA EXPERT IF YOU GIVE ME LOTS OF MONEY, I WILL DO VARIOUS VAGUE THINGS TO INCREASE YOUR WEB TRAFFIC.

WOW! I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH JUST VARIOUS THINGS, BUT THAT VAGUE STUFF SOUNDS GREAT TOO!

AND NOW HE'S MY RESPONSIBILITY?

DON'T SCREW UP HIS VAGUENESS PLAN BECAUSE I THINK IT CAN WORK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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