Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 27th September 2012

Dilbert//8566, first published fourteen years ago on Thursday 27th September 2012

Tags

internet & world wide web web traffic blatant honesty money negotiations various things vague stuff vagueness

Official transcript

Consultant: If you give me lots of money, I will do various vague things to increase your web traffic. Boss: Wow! I would have been happy with just various things, but that vague stuff sounds great too! Dilbert: And now he's my responsibility? Boss: Don't screw up his vagueness plan because I think it can work. Social media expert

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SOCIAL MEDIA EXPERT IF YOU GIVE ME LOTS OF MONEY, I WILL DO VARIOUS VAGUE THINGS TO INCREASE YOUR WEB TRAFFIC.

WOW! I WOULD HAVE BEEN HAPPY WITH JUST VARIOUS THINGS, BUT THAT VAGUE STUFF SOUNDS GREAT TOO!

AND NOW HE'S MY RESPONSIBILITY?

DON'T SCREW UP HIS VAGUENESS PLAN BECAUSE I THINK IT CAN WORK

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Social Media Expert"

Summary:

• The comic strip features a conversation between a social media expert and a client.
• The client requests the expert to increase web traffic using various vague things.
• The expert is skeptical but agrees to take on the task.
• The client is satisfied with the expert's vague plan and gives him money.
• The expert is left feeling frustrated and unfulfilled, wondering if he can work with such a vague plan.

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