Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 28th September 2012

Dilbert//8567, first published fourteen years ago on Friday 28th September 2012

Tags

despair prices social media expert fee pay scale popcorn meeting hope left body business

Official transcript

Dilbert: I assume we pay you based on how much you increase our social media hits. Consultant: No. My fee is whatever I think you're dumb enough to pay for ambiguous outcomes. Dilbert: Either hope just left my body or the popcorn is getting chatty. Social media expert

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SOCIAL MEDIA EXPERT I ASSUME WE PAY YOU BASED ON HOW MUCH YOU INCREASE OUR SOCIAL MEDIA HITS.

NO. MY FEE IS WHATEVER I THINK YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO PAY FOR AMBIGUOUS OUTCOMES.

EITHER HOPE JUST LEFT MY BODY OR THE POPCORN IS GETTING CHATTY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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