Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 30th September 2012

Dilbert//8569, first published fourteen years ago on Sunday 30th September 2012

Tags

complaining not helpful brush of unhelpfulness srigma issues monster

Official transcript

Boss: Brian tells me you're not being helpful. Asok: Gaaa!!! You have been painted by the brush of unhelpfulness. There is no way to remove the stigma of this accusation. Wally: Watch and learn. Brian has... um... issues. Boss: Issues? What issues? Mental? Emotional? Substance abuse? Wally: I've said too much. It's not my place. Boss: He's a monster! Asok: You make it look easy!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

BRIAN TELLS ME YOU'RE NOT BEING HELPFUL.

GAAA!!! YOU HAVE BEEN PAINTED BY THE BRUSH OF UNHELPFULNESS.

THERE IS NO WAY TO REMOVE THE STIGMA OF THIS ACCUSATION.

WATCH AND LEARN.

BRIAN HAS. ..

UM. .. ISSUES.

ISSUES? WHAT ISSUES?

MENTAL? EMOTIONAL?

SUBSTANCE ABUSE?

IVE SAID TOO MUCH. IT'S NOT MY PLACE.

HE'S A MONSTER!

YOU MAKE IT LOOK EASY!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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