Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 1st October 2012

Dilbert//8570, first published fourteen years ago on Monday 1st October 2012

Tags

candy children engineers big companies good engineering skulk around schoolyards nerdy loners offer candy family

Official transcript

Boss: The big companies are hiring all of the good engineering students as soon as they graduate. We need to start earlier. I want you to skulk around school yards and try to form relationships with kids who are nerdy loners. Offer them candy. Kids love candy. Dilbert: I don't see how this plan could go wrong.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE BIG COMPANIES ARE HIRING ALL OF THE GOOD ENGINEERING STUDENTS AS SOON AS THEY GRADUATE.

WE NEED TO START EARLIER. I WANT YOU TO SKULK AROUND SCHOOL YARDS AND TRY TO FORM RELATIONSHIPS WITH KIDS WHO ARE NERDY LONERS.

OFFER THEM CANDY.

KIDS LOVE CANDY.

I DON'T SEE HOW THIS PLAN COULD GO WRONG.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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